[accidental voice post]

[A split second of silence, then a loud splash, followed by more splashing--]

Fucking Christ!

[Coughing, sputtering--]

I knew the bloody deities had got something in store for me when I tried that, but this is just uncalled for. Not even very creative, either.

[More splashing, then:]

Bugger. One of these things again. ( Read more... )

[voice post]

[static]

--'king hell, can't believe I've still got one of these things--

[violent coughing]

Right.

[sound of running; something slamming]

Did you lot really think any of that bollocks would do any good? Look--I'm trying to do you a favor here--get a dictionary. Turn to the "S" section--no, further, after "shit" but before " ( Read more... )

( private to Eden // warded )

[accidental voice post]

[Sound of a match being struck.]

Ah--

[Something dripping.]

Hmm.

Cor cordis veritatis sapit. Cor cordis veritatis dicit.

[Tearing, splattering--]

Ha, got you, you fu--

[end voice mode!]Right, I've been back in the city for all of ten fucking days. So far we've had Shakespeare, war, zombies, and fuck knows what else I ( Read more... )

[voice post]

Ha, you bastards, I'm in. So much for the impenetrable clock of mystery and doom, eh?

[Strange metallic noises, as of gears grinding--and the ticking.]

And don't think you can scare me off with the usual door-swings-ominously-shut-behind-you bollocks. I don't want to go out that way ( Read more... )

[voice post]

So now the City thinks it can placate me--or at least the rest of you poor bastards--with pretty flowers. Hah. Fat lot of good that'll do.

And why is there a sodding doll outside the door?

[Dragging noises.]

Hullo, I'll be using you as an ashtray tonigh--

Bloody fuck.

[Thud.]

[transmission ends]

[OOC: Tags will be responded to ( Read more... )

[accidental voice post]

Bleeding hell. My head.

For once, I'm sure it's not the sodding drink or even the magic but it's always something, innit--

...this isn't London.

Where the bloody fuck am I.

[end transmission]Right. Now that I've got the fucking technology in this bastard place working the way it ought to--least as much as that shite ( Read more... )